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Vin Diesel brandishing his flaming sword in The Last Witch Hunter The ending hints at a sequel, but given the lukewarm reception for this first film, it remains to be seen if that will ever happen. Sadly, even without expecting much, the filmmakers still managed to disappoint me. At most I hoped it might be something of a guilty pleasure that my inner teenage-boy, former Dungeons & Dragons loving self, could enjoy.

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I must confess I went into this movie with very low expectations. At times it seems that she was meant to be a love interest for the witch hunter, but the two never kiss and she ends up feeling more like a surrogate daughter. Rose Leslie, of Game of Thrones and Downton Abbey fame, adds a small amount of spark as the witch Chloe, but her relationship with Kaulder is never clearly defined. Elijah Wood, whose character starts promisingly, makes a nice contrast to Vin Diesel, but he eventually fades out of most of the story and his end is a telegraphed in advance cliche. He certainly couldn't have done less than Breck Eisner does, who fails to even hide the fact that despite its New York City establishing shots, it was clearly not filmed anywhere near the Big Apple (and was in fact filmed in Pittsburgh).Д¬aine's talents are mostly wasted as he spends much of the film in a magically-induced coma. With his resume, he might have been able to do something with this movie, or at least made it look more interesting than the finished film does.

In 2012, Timur Bekmambetov, the Russian director of the very stylish Urban Fantasy Night Watch and Day Watch films, was attached to direct. Surprisingly, it featured on the 2010 Blacklist, which is a list of the most liked unmade scripts of the year.

It's a script that has been kicking around for awhile. It's too bad the three different writers it took to write this one weren't up to the job. With the right script he might have been able to play this character effectively. However, Diesel is far from the film's biggest problem. Although the Riddick movies have their own set of problems, that's the perfect character for his looks, build, and talents. For all I know Diesel might be an erudite and urbane person in real life, but his screen persona is more suited for a streetwise thug. He lacks the range and never seems sophisticated enough to play this character.

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Although far from a good actor, Diesel has always had an odd sort of charm that has worked for him in the Fast & Furious series and the Riddick movies. Unfortunately, while this character might work in a role playing game, it doesn't feel like a good fit for Vin Diesel. A well known fan of Dungeons & Dragons, Diesel based much of his character in the film on one of his D&D characters. Reportedly, Diesel had quite a bit of input into his character. When on the eve of his retirement, the 36th Dolan is attacked, Kaulder begins an investigation that leads him to realize the Witch Queen, who he believed that he had killed 800 years ago and who is responsible for his immortal state, isn't as dead as he thought and could be plotting another plan to wipeout humanity. When the film begins, after we've been brought up to date on the rules of this world, we learn that the 36th Dolan, played by a clearly slumming it for the paycheck Michael Caine, is retiring, to be replaced by the 37th played by Elijah Wood. Over the years, Kaulder has had a series of Handlers in the Church known as Dolans. Kaulder acts as the Church's enforcer, bringing to justice those witches who flout the terms of the treaty forged between the witches and the Church. In this world witchcraft exists and is regulated by the Catholic Church. Vin Diesel stars as Kaulder, an 800 year old immortal witch hunter. The result is a generic urban fantasy with little to make it standout. Instead, the filmmakers decided to keep it very middle-of-the-road safe and a family friendly PG-13. It should either have played up the absurdity of the situation by keeping its tongue slightly in cheek, or it should have gone much, much darker and featured some sex and gore.

Vin Diesel and Rose Leslie in The Last Witch Hunter.ДЇor this movie to work, it needed to do one of two things.

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